Teach us, Charlie.

Support for New SDKGs

So you've finally come to admit your slight obsession with David Krumholtz. It's okay - we can help you transition to true SDKGness. All you have to do is follow these 7 steps and you will find SDKG happiness.

1. Pace yourself. You don't want to DK overload. I know it's tempting to watch all your taped episodes of Numb3rs in one sitting, but believe me when I tell you that there is life outside your door, the sun is out and you still have to go to the grocery store to pick up some milk. DK will be there when you get back.
2. Maintain reality. While it is okay to write "Mrs. David Krumholtz" on the post-it notes you have lying on your desk, you may not want to sign this particular name to that important business report.
3. Love DK, but don't loooooove DK. This goes along with maintaining reality. There's no need for physical contact with the TV set while DK is on the screen. That's just odd.
4. Declare your SDKGness. Believe me when I tell you that there are so many of us out there, and we are ready to welcome you (in the most non-cultiest way, of course).
5. Be true to DK. You don't have to love everything the man does - just 95.82% of it. Don't question my numbers on this - I calculated the percentage myself.
6. Breathing-- it's a beautiful thing. I know it's easy to forget when you're watching DK explain how numbers are everywhere, but really. It's okay. In, out. In, out. Steady rhythm. Aren't you feeling better now that there's an oxygen supply flowing to your head? - Added by Molly -
7. When you post on Numb3rs.org about how excited you are the DK's curls were perfectly coifed in the last NUMB3RS episode, or how you can't stop looking at his hypnotic doe eyes, make sure to use accurate grammar. Comma splices and dangling modifiers just won't do! (LeWombat dispenses wedgies.) - Suggested by mathfan9 -

If you've got any support tips for newbies, send them my way. I'll send you a cookie back. No, not really. But wouldn't it be cool if I did?