Don't be sad. The SDKGs are here for ya'.

All About Us

If you've read the home page of this website, then you probably don't even need to read this little essay. But, if you must, then you must. I know I am a thrilling writer and people just can't get enough of my DK ramblings. It's a curse.

The SDKGs were formed on the forums of Numb3rs.org. While, initially, some of us were ashamed to admit that we could squee and slobber like little teenage girls, eventually we got over it. You must realize, however, that although we have a love for all things David Krumholtz, we do have very strict rules regarding our fandom. They are as follows:

1. No SDKG shall stalk David Krumholtz (the prime directive of SDKGs).
2. Should any SDKG meet DK in person, he/she shall be polite and courteous. Drooling in front of DK is strictly forbidden (because, honestly, that would be really gross). Should a SDKG member meet DK, they MUST notify fellow members of their encounter through a full report. - Amended by prbabe -
3. When watching DK on TV, all drooling shall be done in the designated buckets.
4. SDKGs will keep a personal "DK Damage" fund in case of any VCR/DVR/DVD player malfunctions due to excessive pausing or rewinding DK scenes.
5. If somebody comes up to an SDKG and asks why they are infatuated with Bernard the Elf, the SDKG shall reply, "the question is, why are you not?"
6. If an SDKG starts dreaming in Charlie Vision, then that SDKG shall pat him/herself on the back because he/she has acheived true SDKGness.
7. No SDKG shall be discriminated against, scolded, spanked, or otherwise made to feel unworthy or foolish because they are perceived to be too old (or too young) to drool, hyperventilate, "squee", or display any other visible reaction to DK. Be kind to one another! -added by rbriggs-
8. All SDKGs must believe in Santa Claus because with no Santa Claus there would be no Bernard and with no Bernard...well we just can't even go there. -added by Grace480-
9. Do not operate heavy machinery, or treadmills when THDK appears on screen. Failure to do so may result in public humiliation, excessive salivating from the mouth and/or bodily injury...as Charlie Eppes has been known to distract a female's attention from important tasks. Please watch DK responsibly. -added by Alamo Girl-

Be aware that the rules will grow with time. Should you wish to suggest a rule, email me. If I like it as much as I like butter and crumpets, then I'll add it to the list. By the way, I like butter and crumpets, in case you were wondering. If you want to send me some, that would be cool.